bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(via unlawfully)

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

(via ridge)

liartownusa:

The Crubbs Handbook of Antique Wooden Cussin’ Bears

(via rydenarmani)

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

(via zaynsmaliks)

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

image

(via zaynsmaliks)

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(via fake-mermaid)

did-you-kno:

Two doctors on a British Airways flight performed a surgery on a woman with a collapsed lung by using a urinary catheter, a wire hanger, a half-filled bottle of Evian, and some 5-star brandy from first class. They not only saved her life, but she was back to normal within 15 minutes. Source